
Originally Posted by
FususAlHikam
Thats right mate. Access is no longer given out like government cheese, we want people to be grateful and appreciate getting into the Exclusive Brothers Resort aka brothers section. Now you gotta earn your stripes chap, getting into the brothers section is more like a journey now. Prepare yourself mentally and physically. Brother Not Known will drill you with intense psychological questions like how they do during a job interview. Brother ibnumybad will conduct the emotional stress test to see how much you can handle emotionally before you break into tears or worse. Another brother will ask you such questions that you will feel awkward and regret ever asking to get in the brothers section. Finally, Hazrat Aqdas Qibla wa Ka'aba user London786 will put his soul penetrating gaze upon you and separate the milk from the water. Once all background checks, chest xray, blood and urine tests return okay then we will allow you to enter first for 3 years probation period during which you can only read posts and not post anything and if you pass that then final and forever induction to brothers section will be granted. Its secrets you can never ever reveal to anyone. Its secret handshake will be taught to you. Good luck to you and hope to see you on the other side!
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