Your ticket has been confirmed.
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Your Ticket Has Been Confirmed!
Ticket type : One Way
Price : Absolutely free (Booking confirmed)
Passenger Details
Name : One of the 'children of Adam'
Origins : From clay
Address : Planet earth
Conditions of Travel:
Departure : from life on earth
Destination : eternal life
Stop-over : hotel (2 meters under the ground, for one person)
Duration of flight : from couple of seconds to several millions of years
Departure time : Time of death (exact time is unknown, but it can happen
earlier than expected)
Arrival time : On the Judgment Day (not specified in the timetable)
Information about Interrogation:
On the arrival to the hotel (grave): incorruptible
Auditors - two angels: Munkar & Nakir, will immediately start questioning.
Three questions will be asked:
1)Who is your God?
2)Who is your prophet?
3)What is your religion?
Questions will follow about your life on earth. For more information,
refer to 27th Aya of Sura 'Ibrahim' of the Holy Quran.
Luggage:
Despite the fact that the airplane transfers only one passenger at a
time, there are some restrictions on the amount of baggage that you can
take with you:
1) You can take with you 5 meters of white cloth
2) Any items of material life of earth are strictly forbidden.
3) Realistic luggage should consist of good deeds, modest behavior and
of well spent time on calling people to Islam.
Important instructions:
All the passengers should remember that tickets are not exchangeable or
refundable.
This journey is compulsory for representatives of all races,
nationalities, religions and of all ages.
Delays are not stipulated.
Captain:
Angel of Death will not compromise on changing the date and time of
departure.
For more information:
Read instructions, which you can find in The Holy Quran and Sunnah. You
could also consult alims(scholars) . Please do it as soon as possible.
During your journey you will not be provided with oxygen mask, as your
breathing system will be terminated just before the departure time.
Additional instructions:
You don't need to take care of your boarding pass, passport and other
travel documents. To prepare for the flight:
- Pray 5 times a day
- Read the Holy Quran
- Follow the sunna to the best of your ability
- and be ready for your flight, as you may have to depart any minute
(even now)
Final warning:
Final destination depend on you! Please do not waste your time on planet
earth.
Remember, you have one-way ticket: Either to Hell or to Paradise .
JANNAT OR JAHANNAM.... ......... ......... .......!
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