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    31)He missed his bus and waiting for the next bus which is an hour later .
    32)His car got broked ,so waiting for someone to pick him up.
    33) He came there to fix the AirConditioning.
    34)He is thinking of buying that restaurant and converting it into a zabiha Hhalal restaurant.


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    35. He lost his eye contacts and is quite like a bat without them, so he manages to call someone to bring his other pair and is waiting inside because it is safer than being in an open road where he cannot see.

    36. He's poor and at the end of the day is given halal leftover bread from the day to take home.
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    37) He was tired so decided to stop and rest for a bit.

    38) Had to meet someone who was taking ages to arrive so went in to use the phone to call the person.

    39) It was raining and that was the closest place to take shelter.

    40)It was really hot outside and the person thought to take sit in the AC for a bit.


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    41) He has gone to visit the store keeper, a relative of his.


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    42) He dropped by to get some sodas.
    43) He came there to give dawah.
    44) Something had happened there, and there were ambulances all over, so he wanted to see what happened.
    45) He lost his way home, so stopped to get directions.
    46) He needed to borrow someones cell because he left his own at home, and no one could be seen outside.
    47) This place was really famous, so he set it as a place to meet another family, and then go from there with them wherever they needed to.
    48) He was in the bus for too long, and was getting sick, and needed t vomit, so he ran into the store without noticing anything. (lol, i couldnt think of anything better)
    49) His sugar went low, and this was the only place to be seen, so he dashed for it to get something sweet/or we can say he was getting so dizzy and shaky that he didnt notice its a haraam restaurant and wanted anything to eat as soon as possible.
    50) There was too much fog outside, and could not drive so was waiting for it to get better.
    51) hale started falling, and he didnt want to crack his head so he sat int he shop/restaurant.
    52) This is one of the restaurants that was participating in selling tickets for muslim day in 6 flags, so he just stopped over to get tickets.
    53) That area had a black out (like it once happened in New York), and cars light wasnt working either, so he took refuge in there.
    54) He was heading back home from work, and there was a long way left, and the prayer time was finishing, so he stopped to ask if he can pray somewhere, so was waiting for the boss (who he knew very well) to leave his room so that he can pray.


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    i just thought of another one:
    55) Some guy asked him for a ride to some restaurant as soon as posible because he had to use the restroom, so he was waiting for him to finish..


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    Sister Bint, we think in a very similar vein, it appears =)

    Got some more:

    56) His nafs used to love one of the harams, and he's at a specific stage of spiritual training whereby he is supposed to sit in the vicinity of his nafs's favorite things, yet remain without desire for them (it made kind of sense before I wrote it down!).

    57) He has concussion

    58) He's in the middle of some kind of kashf of vision or waking dream - he has no idea where he is and doesn't care =)

    59) It DOESN'T sell haram at all! You THOUGHT it did, you were "sure" it did, but in fact the chalkboard menu doesn't say "we serve pork / alcohol", it says "we NEVER serve pork / alcohol", but the NEVER was written vertically for emphasis and your eye didn't register it!


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    60) Owners are Muslims and Muslim is there to destory the place which is forbidding evil using his hands


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    ^^ Lol

    MashaAllah 10 more to go.....


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    61. He saw two Tabligh Jamaat brothers sitting at the opposite table enjoying a toasted sandwich and assumed all was well.


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