Jab se begum nay mujhe

[taha2007]

Jab se begam nay mujhe murgha bana rakha hai
Mene Nazroon ki tarha sar bhi jhuka rakha hai


Bartano aaj meray sar pe barastay ho kyoon?
Main ne dho dhaa k tmhay kitna saja rakha hai!


Pehlay belan nay banaya meray sar pe Gomar
Aur Chimtay nay mera gaal Sujaa rakha hai!


Saaray kapray tu jala dalay meri begam nai
Zeb e Tan karne ko banyan phta rakha hai


Aay Kanwaaron ! younhi abaad raho shad raho
Hum ko begum ne tu sooli pe charha rakha hai


Wohi dunya main muqqaddar ka sikandar Theraa
Jis ne khud ko yahan shadi se bachaa rakha hai


Haq-e-Niswaan ki jo leader hain wo batain tu zaraa
Kis ne sartaaj ko jooti pe uthaa rakha hai


Rooz leti hai talaashi wo Police ki maanind
Poochti hai, kahaan pesoon ko chuppa rakha hai


Pee ja is maar ki talkhi ko bhi has k Akbar
Maar khanay main bhi kudrat nay maza rakha hai ...

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[Saqqib_Ali]

great disrespect to a great sufi

[hmdsalahuddin]

Jab se begam nay mujhe murgha bana rakha hai
Mene Nazroon ki tarha sar bhi jhuka rakha hai


Bartano aaj meray sar pe barastay ho kyoon?
Main ne dho dhaa k tmhay kitna saja rakha hai!


Pehlay belan nay banaya meray sar pe Gomar
Aur Chimtay nay mera gaal Sujaa rakha hai!


Saaray kapray tu jala dalay meri begam nai
Zeb e Tan karne ko banyan phta rakha hai


Aay Kanwaaron ! younhi abaad raho shad raho
Hum ko begum ne tu sooli pe charha rakha hai


Wohi dunya main muqqaddar ka sikandar Theraa
Jis ne khud ko yahan shadi se bachaa rakha hai


Haq-e-Niswaan ki jo leader hain wo batain tu zaraa
Kis ne sartaaj ko jooti pe uthaa rakha hai


Rooz leti hai talaashi wo Police ki maanind
Poochti hai, kahaan pesoon ko chuppa rakha hai


Pee ja is maar ki talkhi ko bhi has k Akbar
Maar khanay main bhi kudrat nay maza rakha hai ...

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cut out the images of humans from the image attached

[Maripat]

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Jab se begam nay mujhe murgha bana rakha hai
Mene Nazroon ki tarha sar bhi jhuka rakha hai

Ever since the wify has henpecked me
Like my gaze, my head is low

Bartano aaj meray sar pe barastay ho kyoon?
Main ne dho dhaa k tmhay kitna saja rakha hai!

O kitchen utensils why do you rain on me?
How nicely I have cleaned and arranged you

Pehlay belan nay banaya meray sar pe Gomar
Aur Chimtay nay mera gaal Sujaa rakha hai!

First the roller pin gave the bump on my head
And the forceps gave me a swollen cheek

Saaray kapray tu jala dalay meri begam nai
Zeb e Tan karne ko banyan phta rakha hai

All the clothes were burned by dear wify
An inner wear is all that remains on me

Aay Kanwaaron ! younhi abaad raho shad raho
Hum ko begum ne tu sooli pe charha rakha hai

O unmarried males, may you prosper and remain happy thus
As for us? Well the wives have us pinned on the holy cross

Wohi dunya main muqqaddar ka sikandar Theraa
Jis ne khud ko yahan shadi se bachaa rakha hai

He is the conqueror of destiny in this world
Whoever has saved him from marriage here

Haq-e-Niswaan ki jo leader hain wo batain tu zaraa
Kis ne sartaaj ko jooti pe uthaa rakha hai

The leaders of women's lib kindly tell us now
Who has honey hubby on the tip of her shoe

Rooz leti hai talaashi wo Police ki maanind
Poochti hai, kahaan pesoon ko chuppa rakha hai

Everyday she searches like police
Tell me where is the hidden money?

Pee ja is maar ki talkhi ko bhi hans k Akbar
Maar khanay main bhi kudrat nay maza rakha hai ...

Bear this pain of beating smilingly Akbar
Nature has put some taste in getting thrashed

PS: I think it has leaked from the Brother Only Section. This betrays what kind of things are happening there.

[Aram]

lol that was funny

[Colonel_Hardstone]

Jab se begam nay mujhe murgha bana rakha hai
Mene Nazroon ki tarha sar bhi jhuka rakha hai


Bartano aaj meray sar pe barastay ho kyoon?
Main ne dho dhaa k tmhay kitna saja rakha hai!


Pehlay belan nay banaya meray sar pe Gomar
Aur Chimtay nay mera gaal Sujaa rakha hai!


Saaray kapray tu jala dalay meri begam nai
Zeb e Tan karne ko banyan phta rakha hai


Aay Kanwaaron ! younhi abaad raho shad raho
Hum ko begum ne tu sooli pe charha rakha hai


Wohi dunya main muqqaddar ka sikandar Theraa
Jis ne khud ko yahan shadi se bachaa rakha hai


Haq-e-Niswaan ki jo leader hain wo batain tu zaraa
Kis ne sartaaj ko jooti pe uthaa rakha hai


Rooz leti hai talaashi wo Police ki maanind
Poochti hai, kahaan pesoon ko chuppa rakha hai


Pee ja is maar ki talkhi ko bhi has k Akbar
Maar khanay main bhi kudrat nay maza rakha hai ...

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Hilarious :- ) But here is the original classic by Hakim Nasir Simply outstanding...

Jab se tu ne mujhe deewana bana rakha hai
sang* har shakhs ne haathon may utha rakha hai

jab se tu ne---

us ke dil par bhi kadi ishq main guzree hogee
naam jis ne bhi mohabbat ka saza rakha hai

jab se tu ne----

pathharon aaj mere sar par baraste kyon ho
main ne tum ko bhi kabhi apna khuda rakha hai

jab se tu ne----

ab merii deed ki duniyaa bhi tamaashayi hai
tune kyaa mujh ko mahobbat men bana rakha hai

jab se tune--------

pee ja ayyam* ki talkhi* ko bhi hans kay naasir
ghum ko sahne mein bhi qudrat ne maza rakha hai

jab se tu ne ----

sang*=pathhar
ayaam*=din
talkhi*=kadvaahat

[mmb786]

HHhhmmmmmm.

[mercyofAllah]

HHhhmmmmmm.

u made me laugh

[saihah]

that's funny..